Before you order
Store information.
Products
Our apparel is printed with the Screw Cancer designs you choose, in the garment color and size you select. Product photos and on-screen previews are a guide. Colors and print placement may vary slightly depending on your screen, the garment, and the printing process. Please check your size, garment color, and design before you pay. Sizing details are on each product page. Lifetime guarantee: Every eligible product is guaranteed for life against defects in materials, workmanship, and printing. If an eligible item fails because of a defect, contact us and we will repair it, replace it, or refund it. The guarantee does not cover normal wear, damage from misuse or improper care, or hats, beanies, patches, and stickers. All prices are in US dollars. Quantities are limited on some items. If we find a pricing or listing error, we will contact you before fulfilling the order.
Pickup & delivery
At checkout you will see the options available for your order: local pickup, standard shipping within the United States, or both. The cost of each option, including any shipping charge, is shown before you pay. We currently ship only to addresses in the United States. Most items are made to order, so please allow time for production. Most orders are ready to ship or pick up within 5 to 10 business days of payment. Estimated timing is shown on the product page where it applies. Shipping: When your order ships, we email you the carrier and tracking details. Delivery times depend on the carrier and your location, and once an order is with the carrier, transit delays are outside our control. Please make sure your shipping address is correct before you pay, because we cannot redirect an order after it ships. Local pickup: If you choose pickup, we will contact you to arrange a time and place. Please bring your order confirmation. You can check your order status at any time using the private link in your confirmation email. Questions about your order? Use the Contact page and include your order number.
Returns & refunds
Because most of our items are made to order, custom-printed items cannot be returned or exchanged for reasons such as size or change of mind. Please review your selections carefully before you pay. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or different from what you ordered, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the problem. We will replace the item or refund it. Defects that appear later are covered by our lifetime guarantee, described in our product policy. Ready-made items that are not custom printed may be returned within 30 days of delivery if they are new and unused. Contact us first to arrange the return. Return shipping is the customer's responsibility unless the return is due to our error. Cancellations: Contact us as soon as possible. If production has not started, we will cancel your order and refund you. Once production has started, we cannot cancel it. Refunds are issued to your original payment method. After a refund is approved, please allow 5 to 10 business days for it to appear, depending on your bank. Shipping charges are refunded only when the problem was our error. To start a return, cancellation, or claim, use the Contact page and include your order number.
Privacy & information submitted
What we collect: When you place an order, we collect your name, email address, shipping address (for shipped orders), and the items you ordered. If you use our Contact page, we receive your name, email address, your phone number if you choose to give it, and your message. Payments: Payments are processed by Stripe on Stripe's secure checkout page. We never see or store your full card number. Stripe's handling of your information is described in its own privacy policy. How we use it: We use your information to process and fulfill your order, send order confirmations and shipping updates, answer your messages, provide support, and meet legal and tax obligations. We do not sell your personal information, and we do not send marketing email unless you ask us to. Who we share it with: We share information only as needed with the services that help us run the store, such as Stripe for payments, our email provider for sending messages, our hosting and file-storage providers, and shipping carriers to deliver your order. We may also disclose information if the law requires it. Browser storage: We do not have customer accounts. Your cart and your light or dark display choice are saved in your own browser so the site remembers them, and you can clear them at any time in your browser settings. We do not use advertising trackers on this site. Stripe's checkout page may set its own cookies. Contact messages are emailed to us and are not stored on our website. How long we keep it: We keep order records for as long as needed to fulfill orders, honor the lifetime guarantee, and meet tax and legal requirements. Your choices: You can contact us to ask what information we hold about you, to correct it, or to ask us to delete it where the law allows. This site is not directed at children under 13. We may update this policy from time to time, and the current version is always published here. Questions about your information? Use the Contact page.